Price rice

Janta: Why there is price rice?
Goverment of india : because of :

1. Previous NDA government's works (10 years ago)
2. because of international reasons
3. because of inefficient governments at state level
4. because of low rainfall (latest one)

Janta: why we should vote you again?

Government of India: to listen more such reasons :-)

Janta: when are you going to utilize taxpayer's hard earned money honestly?

Government of India: we will make a committee to look into this matter and that will submit it's report in next 100 years (which ofcourse we can reject :-))....